Monday, September 15, 2008

A Wolf in Hockey Mom's Clothing


Over the past couple of weeks since Sarah Palin was named VP candidate of the Neo-Cons, just about every single person I've talked to has stated they had never heard of her. Well, I've been tracking this heartless bitch for quite some time. For no other reason than her stances when it comes to the beautiful wildlife of Alaska.

I guess you can say I'm "biased" because the wolf has been my favorite animal for as long as I can remember. However, the wolf - arguably North America's greatest, most majestic, and alluring predator - has been continually diminished to the point of extinction, and this simply can't be allowed to happen. It was only in the mid-1990s that the wolf was reintroduced en mass into the wild of the Great Northwest. Eliminating the wolf from North America would be equal to taking the lion out of Africa or the tiger out of Asia (which is also afoot).

Enter in December 0f 2006 this evil ice queen. She took office as the head of probably the last state in our country that claims unique wildlife and a breathtaking landscape. 'So what?' according to Ms. Palin. The years and money of incredibly arduous work on wolf reintroduction is bad. Keeping polar bears safe and thriving isn't 'of the Lord.' Let's have a field day against defenseless, beautiful, and endangered animals... so says this sadistic piece of filth.

Palin has proposed paying a $150 bounty for the foreleg of each dead wolf. $150 for a wolf? It's probably more to kill a cow so we can get a g-damn porterhouse. The aerial hunting program she champions has already killed nearly 800 wolves. I'd liked to see these cowardly, piece of filth hunters actually go on the ground and face down a wolf. It's really tough to shoot a big dog from a helicopter, huh?

Palin is also opposed efforts to save America’s polar bears from extinction. I haven't decided yet on which side of the global warming debate I'm on (it's too convincing either way), but how can you oppose the saving of the polar bear?

She’s fought against efforts to save some of the world’s most endangered beluga whales.

At nearly every opportunity, Governor Palin has sided with Big Oil, mining companies, wealthy trophy hunters and other entrenched special interests in support of policies that would greatly harm the wild animals we treasure. I can't even begin to tell you how much I would like to see an old school Battle Royal - with a wolf, a polar bear, Sarah Palin and her kids. Yep, that's right. Someone who is so eager to kill precious wildlife should have their children on the block for destruction.
Oh, no, but wait... her daugther is with child. Well, I guess that gives her a pass. Seeing as she is so "of the Lord." Palin has called on people to pray for the cooperation necessary to build a natural gas pipeline across Alaska, labeled the U.S. mission in Iraq a "task that is from God." Now, I quite frankly don't care who's pregnant with whose kid. And if you want to waste your Sunday praying, that's your right. But don't you dare go around acting like you're so religious and so pure while party to exactly the opposite of what you spew.

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