Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Bin Laden's Corpse Having Kidney Troubles

It's been a while since we've heard from or about Osama Bin Laden. Never fear though. A new CIA report has "leaked" to Time magazine, detailing how the boogeyman is having massive kidney troubles. If I'm not mistaken, his kidneys weren't working too well six and seven years ago either. Of course, he's managed to stave off kidney failure this whole time while hiding out in the caves of Afghanistan and Pakistan.

In reality, all legitimate reports over the past several years indicate that the evil terrorist mastermind has been dead for quite some time.

http://www.infowars.net/articles/july2008/020708Laden.htm

Consider that not even the criminal CIA has been able to put out a semi-believable Bin Laden tape for years. Each time they trot out new fear-mongering footage, it's more and more laughable. Either it's a voice over on a tape that we were served six years ago, or it's some fat guy in a beard passed off as this sickly kidney-diseased demon. Not that the public can decipher the difference.

This latest dis-info could be a number of things. One thing for sure is it's material disseminated to continue justifying the War on Terror. It could also be the psychological bricks being laid to have Bush standing over Bin Laden's corpse three weeks before he leaves office - forever cementing the success of this bogus War on Terror. Don't forget, Bush promised to capture Bin Laden "dead or alive" after 9/11. Given the complete hubris of the Neo-Cons, it would hardly be a surprise to see a bearded Arab prop front and center for the cameras in a Fall, election year surprise.

Perhaps, though, it's plain opportunism - given the recent rise in violence and American troop deaths in Afghanistan. Simply a tool to divert the public from the fact that we have virtually no troops in the country because of the illegal Iraq war. It's not policy that's killing our men and women, it's the fact that the Taliban is resurgent, and Bin Laden is leading the charge.

At least the Neo-Cons seem to have finally realized they've aired one too many fake Bin Laden videos. Even Joe Six-Pack and Sally Soccer Mom have caught on. The criminal elite has been relegated to the written word; leaked through Pentagon-run rags like Time.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I used to believe that the government information was basically accurate.
But everything that we say or do requires us to prove our innocence. So, I now hold the same standard for the people that impose it on us.